Buyer power

Buying power is max. Top USA city is miami. Lower down is Chicago, LA, & NYC, but that should surprise no one. LA is more expensive an miami. Also, it pays poor wages. Frankly, you gotta pay more... as well as getting less money.

Apple watch

Apple watch is one of the worst products ever. In contrast, the I phone is a proven winner. Why did this occur. Oh wow, we are not sure. Steve Jobs is no more. That might be our reason. Frankly we are not so sure.

math is power

People say math is power. However, after leaving college, I have not used calculus even once. Most of the math we use is easy. Stuff we learned in elementary school ages ago. Hey, we do not need paper or pen even. After all, the dollar store has a solar calculator for one buck just now. Like we cannot go wrong.

tech turkeys

Here are the top ten "tech turkeys" of the year. For example, there is the karma drone from go pro. It was a smashing success. Galaxy phone from samsung is wow. Yeah, the hottest phone there is. Literally on fire if you know what we mean. Apple watch is number one. This gobbler is one of the worst ever. Jobs really is gone. Sadly, apple is rotten to the core.

Fast internet

Fast internet is coming. OK, so space x is one reason. They will use rockets to launch transmitters into space. Hey, we are tired of waiting for pages. Yeah, it is like seeing grass grow.

Boycott pepsi

Trump supporters are angry. Oh wow, they got sour news. Boycott pepsi some scream. Yeah, that is the latest scoop. Pepsi says it is fake news.

✋ Disney

Disney embraces streaming due to ratings sag. All is not well in the house of mouse. ✋

People are in a mood to trim expenses. Most want to spend less money.

Life my friends has many pains. It can be a grim one.