game your exercise

Here is advice that is max. Like you should game your exercise. Turn it into a game. Oh yes, that will make it easier. Also, it does not feel like work any more. Frankly, we love easy.

VR

VR looks so real it is scary. Look at this virtual reality movie. Oh wow, this does not look CGI to me. Talk about gritty and grim.

ancient ruins

Please do gaze on many ancient ruins. Oh yes, the pattern repeats over an over again. They should indeed serve us as a warning. Yeah, of what is soon in coming. Maybe there is a silent message. Oh yes, it is for us. Look at other civilizations and what do you see. First they slowly rise. After a long quiet period of time they eventually fall fast - like us.

Finding a vortex

Finding a vortex is not easy. People use an EMF detector to locate one. There is an anomaly in the magnetic field that we can detect as a rapid rise. Key is to check an enormous area. Well, typically, a vortex is small in size. However, it has a large energy cone.

blackberry

For blackberry things look grim. There is a push by samsung. Yeah, to take over. Outlook is getting super scary. Expect their cash flow to dry up. Yeah, a lot less revenue is coming. Hey, my prediction is that it will be max worse.

winter go away

Please, winter go away. Keep on going. What we want is a new spring. The sound of bees humming in our air. Also, we want all the snow gone. Flowers to bloom and fill our hearts with mega joy.

path we are on

Look at the path we are on. Friends, we are going down not up. It has been this way many year. People are not so sure. Hey, it is just so crazy. Wish it were no so.

70's games

OK so on line are classic 70's games. These are fun to play and bring back memories. For example, look at pac man. Just remember, the golden oldies are out there for us. Love to play those arcade favorites of a few years ago. How quickly times do change on us.

sky is orange

Look up. What do you see. Oh yes, the sky is orange. Flaming red s also common.

apple stock

Right now, apple stock is falling, but here is a reason. The genius is gone. Steve Jobs came up with new product every few years. Doubt that is now our case. It is time to dream new dreams my fine ones. Like this apple is rotten to the core.

transport

Expect transport costs to go up. Fossil fuels is the reason. Those are getting more scarce. Drill deeper and find less is now common. Governments can try to paper it over. However, supplies keep on going down and prices keep on going up.

sun set

Friends, sun set is upon us. Actually, we prefer sunrise. That is a lot more awesome. Colors are richer in sunset, but sadder in a way. Like the sunrise has more promise. Yeah, that of bringing a brand new day to us.

world without oil

Hey, a world without oil is scary. Please do wake up. This is coming. Yeah, we are going to see it sooner than you can imagine. Modern world depends on petroleum and we need more

Times are changing

Times are a changing on many o us. OK so does that mean we can think in reverse.

shape shuttle

Controls inside the space shuttle are amazing. When are we going back into orbit any way. Like we do not even thing of outer space. Also, we depend on the russians now. That cannot be a good thing for us.

F35

F35 is poor. Expect a world that is scary. People can see a worse jet in visual range. Also, they will be more expensive. Yeah, we need a better jet right away. Basically, our money is gone. What we feel now is pain. JSAF needs more work - a lot more.

Dump phones

Dump phones are often found in trash cans now. People do not want them any more. Like um I use to have one years ago. It was great and did not use up the battery super fast, but you could not surf the internet or get instant messages. Still, who want to see TV on a tiny micro screen. Folks, that is just plain going crazy.

2014 is coming

2014 is coming. It is going to be a super new year. Well, we will keep you posted on things that are new.

old cities

Certain old cities have a charm of their very own. Hard to put it into words, but there is an energy in our air. It speaks to ancient times quite different that the frantic now. Yeah, when things did indeed move at a far slower pace.

sears

Look at sears. The losses increase. This is just plain pain. Folks, our economy is scary. Yeah, it keeps on getting worse. What can we say on sears. Hey, I have not been there in years.

polygamy

Hey, is a polygamy ban illegal now. That is what a judge say. Certainly, we do live in an interesting era. Hope that people do wake up. Yeah, the future is now.

coffee

Do we love coffee - yes. It wakes us up in the morning. Key is to get more hours of sleep, but most of us do not have enough hours in the day as we say. Well, we chase our passion. Oh yes, people do not chase their pension. Still, we all need some money.

NYC

NYC is full of energy. At the end of the day, it has a lot of passion. Life is an adventure, but there are things to minimize. People need to conserve money. Reference is to look for things that you enjoy.

Cyber Monday Record

Cyber Monday is a record hit at amazon. People do go shopping online more. It is an experience we enjoy. There are no super long lines at the check out counter and shortages of items on sale that are soon gone. Yeah, as in the good stuff is all gone when we go.

amazon prime air

Check up on amazon prime air.  Drone delivery says me. People need to close up. Oh wow, this is so awesome. Talk about future is wow.

PC shipments

PC shipments fall is max severe. Well, we see this as a sign. Yeah, of an on going recession. People, it is hard to use a phone to see a movie. OK for one things, it has a tiny screen. Also, the audio is poor. Maybe we can now add that most slow download phone service is crap.

K-mart

K-mart is not so hot now. There was hardy no one in the parking lot on Black Friday - no one. Yeah, that is a poor sign. Hope that things do pick up. Blame our mega poor economy.

Job offers

Job offers that make you run away.  Oh yes, here are some. If it sounds too good to be true - it usually is. Watch out for trip and traps in any contract you sign. Let us become more wise.

garbage can

Millions of dirty house flies eat stinking garbage every single day so does that mean you should do the same? Keep your head out of the garbage can. Internet is full of filthy movies now.

russian radar

Look up. What do you see. Hey, russian radar can see stealth jets now. This is not good news. Yeah, especially for america. Decade of stealthy jets is over. OK so the time be changing on us. Like what else is brand new.

pumpkins

Yeah, grass is green. Also, pumpkins are orange. Fall is over. Winter is near. Expect to see some more snow. It is falling all over. Like wow, this is an awesome season. Dimension of design is amazing. Life can be fantastic for us.

Disease of kings

Disease of kings is based on genes. That is why it affects kings and queens. People are finding that out now.

GOP

GOP declares racism is over.  Twitter is on fire now. Well, we wish it were so. Sadly, that is not our case any more.

What is coming

Logic is an enemy. Truth is a menace. The obsolete man.

WHAT???

Wall mart will put its customers to work now. Yeah, doing deliveries of products my man. Like this is one of the worst ideas even. Hey, we told you so. Customers will be put to work - WHAT???

spine

500 char micro fiction is wow. OK spine is your name. This could help authors score. Yeah, the future is wow. Big tech is happening now.

space needle

The space needle is awesome. It reminds me of outer space. Seattle is a high tech city in more ways an one. Microsoft is near. Also, it is never very warm. Yeah, and we can add the mix... wonderful mild winters because it is near an ocean.

Locomotion

Locomotion is the future for us. Days to come look like ages ago. What can we say. Oh yes, our future is wow. 50s time travel movies are awesome. People dream of a past that never was. Back in the 50's we did worry. Most worries were on a coming war.

Keep calm

Keep calm and carry on. That is what they say. I tell this to you. It is true that the sun is setting on our empire. Look at that dim distant dark sun. Feels as if it has no more power.

worst customer experience

This is one of the worst customer experiences ever. It is so funny that you wanna cry. Farah may want to visit the fee bay school of consumer service. Certainly, most of us have had some very unpleasant experiences.

North Korea

North Korea has a dooms day scenario. It could fall apart any minute and that worries us. People, this is one fragile regime. Starvation is a major issue.

time bond

Look at asia. They have ticking time bond now. It is time to cut and run. Ugly, yes, and then some more. Folks, you will lose money. Like that is sure. Questions is how much and how bad it will get for us.

The city

The city has a certain magic. Yeah, a feel that is all its own. Mostly, it throbs with energy. What an interesting world we are in.

Typhoon Hainan

Typhoon Hainan makes land fall in Vietnam now. Folks, this is scary. Like this storm is a mean one. Hope it goes away.

UFO FRIENDS

UFO FRIENDS is a book about an alien encounter of a human boy and a hybrid girl that he meets on board a flying saucer. Yeah, it is a bit spooky and scary. Then again, we would expect as much, but there we are.

worst resumes ever

Bro, here are the seven worst resumes ever.  Yeah, we did say seven. Do not know if we should laugh or cry. Most of them are scary. Well, seeing these it is probably closer to crying.

fake followers

Right now, fake followers on twitter is a major issue. Hard to describe what it is. Well, people wanna be max pop. However, you are fooling no one. Except for your own self that is.

mannequin sly walker

Bro, mannequin sky walker is similar to this person.  Jake Lloyd also knows as um Dennis the phantom menace is worse an jar jar. This has got to be one of the worst actors ever. Yeah, he was a very wooden young man.

life is not rare

Habitable planets are many. Well, in our universe any way. That is what science is saying. Funny, that was not our case years ago Back then they were saying we might be the only one. Well, they were wrong. Yeah, life is not rare. OK so it is common. God we thank you. Oh yes, with max praise.

trees

Yo, got some awesome news. Trees increase curb appeal for you. Plant some to shade your property in summer. Great fall colors and they act as wind brakes for us.

religion

Will religion be important in the days to come. I think so. People for many mysteries do yearn. Future is not clear to us. However, we want to go on. Perhaps, there is much more that we want to have in us.

1T

Perhaps we will sample a one trillion dollar coin. Yeah, that means very soon. It could come as soon as next year. 1T is near. Government is running outta money again. Don't spend it all in one place says me.

UFO FRIENDS

UFO FRIENDS is one scary saga. What would you do if you saw one. A UFO we mean. Learn of what others are now seeing.

desktop is dying

Dude, you are not getting a Dell because it smells like cat urine. Truth is that the desktop is dying and they are smelling a rotting corpse. Tablets are taking over. Yeah, that is what we see. Expect more people to switch out soon. Computers are just too expensive. Also, they are obsolete in about one year.

video games

I love video games. However, I do prefer real ones. Those are funner, but is that a word, or are we making it up. Carnival rides are a real joy.

window on miami

Look at this window on miami. Dangers are so many. Hey, there is a job with a great view. Just think of all the things these guys have now seen.

Breaking News

Lion meat taco - no more

Taco Fusion, the restaurant know for its lion meat taco is gone. People where complaining about the exotic meat on the menu. Well, that did create some news. Hey, you gonna roar. Lion meat taco - no more.

ipad mini

Apple ipad mini is expensive. People need to grow up. Like we need to stop wasting money. Business should demand lower prices.

lion meat taco

Just hard to believe what is going on. Hey, lion meat taco is max. Like you gonna roar. Perhaps the hunter becomes the hunted now. Best use for lions any way. In communist russia, lion eat you.

cameras

Phones are replacing cameras. Yeah, most web cams are gone. They are now standard with laptops as they come built in. Also, people do not use desktops any more. Except at work that is. Desktops are still faster than most laptops due to better processors. Might as well add that they contain more memory on average. Certainly looks dim for cameras.

needle nose

Still remember the Concorde jet and its needle nose. That was like an icon. Well, it is gone now. Politicians said it was too expensive. Really, we do not think so. Also, time is money. Wish we could still go super sonic. Maybe we will one day soon again.

Politicians

Politicians are out to sea. They just phone it in. Like they do not even TRY any more. Sad state of being we are in. Wish things would change, but they remain same.

passing away II

What is passing away. Most of us see what is coming. Oh yes, it is very grave. Let us be super serious. Perhaps, it will not be next year. However, in this decade we will see more woe. Expect a major event to occur. Those gone are many.

Hope

Hope is for a better tomorrow and a brighter day coming. What do we see. Mostly, it is very grim. Hard for our world to go on. Burgeoning populations face limited resources.

passing away

What is passing away. That we are no more. Yeah, that is what it means. Does life have any pupose. Hey, we would like to think so. God has for us a promise. It is eternal life in a new universe. Please help us.

blue

Feeling a bit blue now. Yeah, the blues is what we are singing. Like our gov wanna save zero money. Oh yes, spend it all they say. Reminds me of sailors on shore leave that spend their whole check in a zap. Well, we will all face the music soon. Don't think many of us are gonna FEEL any joy in singing some songs.

10 worse cars

10 worse cars in america. Hit the road mon. Well, not in this one. Oh yes, they are bad news. Please do not buy one. Junk yard is where we should put these cars.

adopt me

Teen cries please adopt me. People like the younger ones. Older children do not get adopted so easy. It is because people do not make a connection with em.

Yahoo doing worse

Keep calm and carry on. What do we see. Yahoo doing worse. Drop in revenue. Also, a fall in earnings. This cannot be good for us. Maybe you need to drink some strong coffee in our new morning. It is time to wake up. Expect more woe. Like things are going worse. Citizens, we see a bumpy road ahead for the troubled company.

our cosmos

Truly, it is a wonder to behold, yes our cosmos. God has given us an awesome universe. Look up into the sky and what do you see. Oh yes, there are stars without number as the sand grains in our sea.

Putin versus european union

Putin versus european union is on going. Fellows, this is a night mare. Guess he does miss the USSR of long ago. Well, so is what we guess. Maybe he can wake up. The old soviet union is gone.

13 days

13 days and no progress. What is going on in congress. Shut down is on going. Perhaps we need a new gov. What we got is lazy bums that do zero. Really, things are getting max worse. Always thought that in the 21st century there we suppose to be robots and men on mars. Don't see any flying cars. Talk about a future that never was.

Meetings

Meetings often go wrong. People spend a lot of time talking about sports and current news. Instead, they should focus on the company. However, that is boring to most managers. They would rather waste your time and money. Do not let em.

churches

Expect in the future to see less churches than now. There are many reasons. First off, the government will tax churches soon. Hey, this should not be a major surprise. Like our gov got no money. Right now they are looking for more revenue. Maybe you do not believe. OK so time will tell as we say. Guess that most people will simply go along with the new regs.

dirty car

Do you have a dirty car? It will cost you. Rust is the reason. Most of that dirt can speed up the rusting process. Basically, you need to keep your vehicle free of debris and clean now. Other wise you are gonna pay. Yeah, body work can be expensive. Please wash me.

earth is young

Salt shows that earth is young. Well, even if we start out with sodium free ocean. Planet Earth cannot be more than 60 million years in age. This crushes evolution and tell us that modern science is in error. Earth is young or science is wrong.

super zero

Clark Bent is a parody of the infamous super zero. Oh yes, he has x-ray vision. He uses this to see women. Maybe in the rest room. Trusty side kick is jimmy old son.

orange sun

Please lend me your gaze. Look at this orange sun. It is truly the end of an era. What do we call this age any way. Back in the 60's it was the space age. Well, we do not go into space any more. Shame really, as that was an exciting time to be in.

Liger is biggest cat

Liger is biggest cat in the whole world even. Who is the biggest cat now. Here he is. Oh yes, Hercules is his name. Wonder how much eat he eats, and that is expensive.

ads are coming

Honey moon is over. Tough times are ahead for instagram users. Oh yes, the ads are coming. People better get use to some. Wish it were no so.

jobs

People wonder why there are lots of jobs in north dakota, but few in miami. OK so miami has beaches that are nice. Also, the weather is warm. North Dakota is bitter cold and then some. Beaches in ND are none. Hey, you got questions, and we got some answers.

Twitter is losing money

Twitter is losing money now. Hey, that was also true last year. Still, they continue to grow. Eventually, they will probably make some green. Like we hope so any way. Other wise twitter will pass away. Oh yes, that would be bad for us.

free apps

Drowning on a flood of free apps. Like people do not want to pay. Oh yes, for free apps it is game over. Most apps cost zero money. Frankly, we could see this one coming. Still, programming is no easy. Wonder what the future will bring us.

no apps

Britain times drops black berry app. Lack of interest is the reason. Well, that should surprise no one. Sadly, black berry is passing away.

roads

Where are the roads going to take us. Perhaps, we do not like where we are going. Road ahead is a bumpy one. Certainly, it is not as safe and secure. Victory belongs to the bold so do not panic. Help is on the way.

executive jet crash

Tragic news, smoldering wreckage of an executive jet was foound early this morning. Sadly, there were no survivors. What a day, it starts off in a grim way. People, first we must learn to walk well, before we can run. At this time, there is no more news.

major over haul

Google has major over haul of its search engine. Hope that it does improve. Time will tell as we say. Certainly, here is a clue on what is new. Look at the word camzarian. Just tested it. Hey, it still works, and that is a good thing.