Tuesday, May 31, 2016

robot dog

Banana peels cause robot dog to trip up. Just what is going on. Dogs cannot be dogs any more. Robots are taking over. It is like an alien invasion.

Sunday, May 29, 2016

gorilla

Boy falls into a gorilla cage. Sadly, zoo keepers put down the big ape. Well, that is a sad one. Just what can we say.


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Friday, May 27, 2016

Monday, May 23, 2016

writing app

OK so here is the most sadistic writing app. It deletes all your work if you stop typing more an six secs. Good bye to writers block as in perm. This program will get your juices moving. Well, it is time to get with the program.

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Wall street

Wall street has no moral compass. Sadly, that is what we are seeing. Funny, how no big bankers are in prison. All they do is pay a fine and sign.

Saturday, May 14, 2016

limo fire

This just in. Yeah, a limo fire is scary. Teens saw one on way to a prom. Oh wow, talk about a hot car. Well, it is too hot for me.

Thursday, May 12, 2016

night mare

America dream is turning into a night mare. Frankly, there are no jobs for us. Like that should surprise no one. Most factories are relocating over seas.

Monday, May 9, 2016

scary science

Bro, here is some scary science. It is possible to make babies without eggs. Fellow, this is strange stuff and then some. Expect researchers to keep hidden their secret sauce.

Saturday, May 7, 2016

uber enemy

Apple invests in uber enemy. Bad things might soon occur. Like we can go from hero to zero. Oh wow, that is so easy.

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

pizza

Do you like to eat pizza. Yeah, it tastes great, but I wanna save some money. How about making our own. It is less expensive. Also, we can get ingredients that are organic. Keep on plugging along as we make our mark in an exciting universe. World is getting more interesting this year. Expect things to amaze us.

Monday, May 2, 2016

market crisis

People notice things get worse every year, Do expect to see a market crisis. Fed need to raise interest rates some more. Yeah, we need more money.

Sunday, May 1, 2016

self driving cars

Google is making self driving cars. Fiat is joining in. Certainly, the future is wow. Lke we are living in an exciting year.