Toys R Us

Toys R Us is in woe. I guess we gotta grow up. Well, that seems to be our case. Just keep in mind that things were not this bad years ago.

paw some

Dogs are paw-some. Well, that is a new way to say awesome. Yeah, that is what we mean. Still, the new word is not official, but it should be soon.

rain

Personally, I do not like rain. However, you get a dry desert if every single day is sunny. Yo, we need water for the plants to grow.

nick-nack

Do you remember the poem?

Hey Jack,
get that nick-nack
off your back!


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broken record

Folks, this is like a broken record even. It happens over an over. Like what is going on? Yeah, we have to wonder about some cops.

Facebook

Facebook is a weapon in mass persuasion. Well, the money they are now losing is massive. Oh yes, we said losing not winning. Do blame the culture of this company. Maybe they should spend more time helping others instead of trying to increase revenue.

Where we going?

Question for you. Where are we going? OK, so I have been told that if you do not care, that any road will take you. Hey, guess what, I do care. It is important to have a final destination for our journey. Basically, in my case... like I want to go to paradise and be with Jesus.

Data privacy

Data privacy is a serious concern. Tim Cook speaks on this important issue. Hey, our technology is very superior. That said, we need to safeguard our data even more.

Markets are DOWn

Markets are DOWn in asia. This is due to fears of a trade war. Basically, we have a lot of cheap toys coming from countries that are poor. In fact, the children who work 15 hours a day to make em, cannot afford em. Just a strange universe we are in.

Dow down

Dow down more than 700 points due to fears of a China trade war. Hey, we saw this one coming... like a mile away even. Expect more downdrafts to occur. Investors need to re-evaluate their stock portfolios in light of the current news.

improve your images

Five tips to help you improve your images. OK, so first off, people do not like to see RUSTY cars. Hey, they are not so appealing to anyone. Well, these beauties were in a SHOW room once. Like that was certainly a long time ago. Right now they are ready to be turned into scrap. Brothers and sisters, I do not make these rules up. That said, when creating a great photograph we should focus on appearance.

Y?

Why did the bridge collapse in miami? Shoddy construction could be one reason. Also, they were trying to save time as well as some money. Hey, cheap things can prove expensive.

amazon

Google will boost the search engine results of competitors of amazon. Friends, this is like an old farmer locking the barn door after someone has stolen all his precious cows. It is too little too late says me. Well, at least they are trying to do something now. Sadly, they should have seen the writing on the wall years ago.

Crowds

Crowds are not good for us. They can spread disease germs. Please remember to be more aware. All of us should indeed understand what is going on. Like we just had a serious flu season. Sadly, many kids did not get the flu and are no longer with us.

Brace yourself

Brace yourself, it's gonna be a bumpy ride in our anemic economy. Yeah, we do need some iron. Hey, something has gotta change or we are goners.

BEK

BEK often have a pale skin for some reason. They are seen coughing with a runny nose. Like there are many people who fear these little minions. However, we are not sure on what exactly they are. Researchers claim it is a Halloween joke or an internet meme. Still, we do not think so. Perhaps they are vampires. Oh yes, that would make sense. After all, they do not like mirrors.

OPEC

OPEC sees oil supply surge. Shale producers are ramping up. OK, so the result is the petroleum glut we now experience. Hey, that is great news. Basically, it means an easing in gas prices. Like we do hope that there are no major increases in our pumps.

50's

50's time travel movies are awesome. Back to the future is my favorite one. I am talking about films that cover our fifties era. Not a lot of movies were made in the 50's about time travel but there is a great one. It is known as beyond tomorrow and we can rec. Hey, the future is nothing like what we imagine. Just remember to keep your eyes open.

10X

10X deaths from lead exposure. Well, that is than previous. Hey, we always knew that lead was bad for us. Admittedly, we have the knowledge that lead was a poison. In fact, we have had this information for thousands of years. Still, we were using leaded gasoline back in the 80's and scientists did not make any fuss over what was going on. What is the reason? Bad execs wanna get more money.

news van

Let me tell you something about the news van. Oh wow, it used to be that its presence was so common. Well, nowadays, this storied vehicle is rare. Hey, it is right up there with the dodo bird as an extinct species. Maybe it is just me. However, we do not have the same pressure on our news. In fact, it used to be great to be a newsman. Well, those days are over.

cord cutters

A lot of cord cutters wanna save some coin. Yeah, cable TV is expensive. Well, many cable customers are going with NETFLIX now. This is a great choice I tell you. Basically, they want to see some movies. Well, my main complaint is on the new Netflix prices. It used to be $8 per month and is approx $14 for 4K movies now. Friends, this cost this just keeps on going up. Here is some super news. Right now, most TV remotes have an easy Netflix button on em.

Nikon cameras

Nikon cameras are wow. Here are some tips for you. That could make your life easier. Well, we certainly do hope so. Let us work on... to attain greatness and success.

Flowers

Flowers brighten up our year. Let us make them part of the world we are in. Yeah, this is so awesome. Yeah, we want you to have a great exciting experience.

exercise

Yo, exercise is good in old age. It's time to make your body move. OK, let's go.

50's

50's time travel films are favorites of mine. I do love the movies. Well, these are motion pictures about the fifties era. They were not made back then, but closer to now. Still, they retain some of the flavors of that exciting early rock and roll age.

jet

Hey, a woman on a jet tried to open an aircraft door while the plane was up in our air. This is one crazy passenger. Maybe she needs to understand that we do not carry parachutes as a common issue. Oh wow, this is one eerie universe we are in.

Nat Geo

National Geographic has more work on race. They do have a way. Basically, they portray other races as primitive savages. Often you see people living in huts that are very poor. Oh wow, talk about a cliche that is passe. Still, here we are. Frankly, I do like the Nat Geo magazine. Photographs inside are spectacular and then some more.

Future architecture

Future architecture feels strange for some reason. Hey, we cannot hit it with a pin. Still, there is a feeling of isolated and cold, versus antiques seem warm.

Steven Gibbs address

Steven Gibbs address is now in Lyndon, Kansas and he used to reside on a dairy farm in Clearwater, Nebraska many years ago. In fact, when he was a kid, Steven Gibbs use to get up real early in the morning... to milk cows. Oh yes, he did not raise pigs. In fact, he once told me that he was allergic to swine. Well, this information should clear up some nonsense.

our moon

Did we ever go to our moon? How could we had all the technology back in 1969, but we do not have it now? Also, we know that China and Russia are trying to go. Explain how they can be so far behind us in tech. Frankly, I think that most of us at some level know the eerie answer. However, we fear ridicule and keep our mouth closed as we might get in trouble if we open up.

near

Flat earth conference is near. They believe that we do not live on a globe and that our sun... frankly, is small in size. Also, that it is not far away.