desktop is dying

Dude, you are not getting a Dell because it smells like cat urine. Truth is that the desktop is dying and they are smelling a rotting corpse. Tablets are taking over. Yeah, that is what we see. Expect more people to switch out soon. Computers are just too expensive. Also, they are obsolete in about one year.

video games

I love video games. However, I do prefer real ones. Those are funner, but is that a word, or are we making it up. Carnival rides are a real joy.

window on miami

Look at this window on miami. Dangers are so many. Hey, there is a job with a great view. Just think of all the things these guys have now seen.

Breaking News

Lion meat taco - no more

Taco Fusion, the restaurant know for its lion meat taco is gone. People where complaining about the exotic meat on the menu. Well, that did create some news. Hey, you gonna roar. Lion meat taco - no more.

ipad mini

Apple ipad mini is expensive. People need to grow up. Like we need to stop wasting money. Business should demand lower prices.

lion meat taco

Just hard to believe what is going on. Hey, lion meat taco is max. Like you gonna roar. Perhaps the hunter becomes the hunted now. Best use for lions any way. In communist russia, lion eat you.

cameras

Phones are replacing cameras. Yeah, most web cams are gone. They are now standard with laptops as they come built in. Also, people do not use desktops any more. Except at work that is. Desktops are still faster than most laptops due to better processors. Might as well add that they contain more memory on average. Certainly looks dim for cameras.

needle nose

Still remember the Concorde jet and its needle nose. That was like an icon. Well, it is gone now. Politicians said it was too expensive. Really, we do not think so. Also, time is money. Wish we could still go super sonic. Maybe we will one day soon again.

Politicians

Politicians are out to sea. They just phone it in. Like they do not even TRY any more. Sad state of being we are in. Wish things would change, but they remain same.

passing away II

What is passing away. Most of us see what is coming. Oh yes, it is very grave. Let us be super serious. Perhaps, it will not be next year. However, in this decade we will see more woe. Expect a major event to occur. Those gone are many.

Hope

Hope is for a better tomorrow and a brighter day coming. What do we see. Mostly, it is very grim. Hard for our world to go on. Burgeoning populations face limited resources.

passing away

What is passing away. That we are no more. Yeah, that is what it means. Does life have any pupose. Hey, we would like to think so. God has for us a promise. It is eternal life in a new universe. Please help us.

blue

Feeling a bit blue now. Yeah, the blues is what we are singing. Like our gov wanna save zero money. Oh yes, spend it all they say. Reminds me of sailors on shore leave that spend their whole check in a zap. Well, we will all face the music soon. Don't think many of us are gonna FEEL any joy in singing some songs.

10 worse cars

10 worse cars in america. Hit the road mon. Well, not in this one. Oh yes, they are bad news. Please do not buy one. Junk yard is where we should put these cars.

adopt me

Teen cries please adopt me. People like the younger ones. Older children do not get adopted so easy. It is because people do not make a connection with em.

Yahoo doing worse

Keep calm and carry on. What do we see. Yahoo doing worse. Drop in revenue. Also, a fall in earnings. This cannot be good for us. Maybe you need to drink some strong coffee in our new morning. It is time to wake up. Expect more woe. Like things are going worse. Citizens, we see a bumpy road ahead for the troubled company.

our cosmos

Truly, it is a wonder to behold, yes our cosmos. God has given us an awesome universe. Look up into the sky and what do you see. Oh yes, there are stars without number as the sand grains in our sea.

Putin versus european union

Putin versus european union is on going. Fellows, this is a night mare. Guess he does miss the USSR of long ago. Well, so is what we guess. Maybe he can wake up. The old soviet union is gone.

13 days

13 days and no progress. What is going on in congress. Shut down is on going. Perhaps we need a new gov. What we got is lazy bums that do zero. Really, things are getting max worse. Always thought that in the 21st century there we suppose to be robots and men on mars. Don't see any flying cars. Talk about a future that never was.

Meetings

Meetings often go wrong. People spend a lot of time talking about sports and current news. Instead, they should focus on the company. However, that is boring to most managers. They would rather waste your time and money. Do not let em.

churches

Expect in the future to see less churches than now. There are many reasons. First off, the government will tax churches soon. Hey, this should not be a major surprise. Like our gov got no money. Right now they are looking for more revenue. Maybe you do not believe. OK so time will tell as we say. Guess that most people will simply go along with the new regs.

dirty car

Do you have a dirty car? It will cost you. Rust is the reason. Most of that dirt can speed up the rusting process. Basically, you need to keep your vehicle free of debris and clean now. Other wise you are gonna pay. Yeah, body work can be expensive. Please wash me.

earth is young

Salt shows that earth is young. Well, even if we start out with sodium free ocean. Planet Earth cannot be more than 60 million years in age. This crushes evolution and tell us that modern science is in error. Earth is young or science is wrong.

super zero

Clark Bent is a parody of the infamous super zero. Oh yes, he has x-ray vision. He uses this to see women. Maybe in the rest room. Trusty side kick is jimmy old son.

orange sun

Please lend me your gaze. Look at this orange sun. It is truly the end of an era. What do we call this age any way. Back in the 60's it was the space age. Well, we do not go into space any more. Shame really, as that was an exciting time to be in.

Liger is biggest cat

Liger is biggest cat in the whole world even. Who is the biggest cat now. Here he is. Oh yes, Hercules is his name. Wonder how much eat he eats, and that is expensive.

ads are coming

Honey moon is over. Tough times are ahead for instagram users. Oh yes, the ads are coming. People better get use to some. Wish it were no so.

jobs

People wonder why there are lots of jobs in north dakota, but few in miami. OK so miami has beaches that are nice. Also, the weather is warm. North Dakota is bitter cold and then some. Beaches in ND are none. Hey, you got questions, and we got some answers.

Twitter is losing money

Twitter is losing money now. Hey, that was also true last year. Still, they continue to grow. Eventually, they will probably make some green. Like we hope so any way. Other wise twitter will pass away. Oh yes, that would be bad for us.

free apps

Drowning on a flood of free apps. Like people do not want to pay. Oh yes, for free apps it is game over. Most apps cost zero money. Frankly, we could see this one coming. Still, programming is no easy. Wonder what the future will bring us.

no apps

Britain times drops black berry app. Lack of interest is the reason. Well, that should surprise no one. Sadly, black berry is passing away.

roads

Where are the roads going to take us. Perhaps, we do not like where we are going. Road ahead is a bumpy one. Certainly, it is not as safe and secure. Victory belongs to the bold so do not panic. Help is on the way.