K-mart

K-mart is not so hot now. There was hardy no one in the parking lot on Black Friday - no one. Yeah, that is a poor sign. Hope that things do pick up. Blame our mega poor economy.

Job offers

Job offers that make you run away.  Oh yes, here are some. If it sounds too good to be true - it usually is. Watch out for trip and traps in any contract you sign. Let us become more wise.

garbage can

Millions of dirty house flies eat stinking garbage every single day so does that mean you should do the same? Keep your head out of the garbage can. Internet is full of filthy movies now.

russian radar

Look up. What do you see. Hey, russian radar can see stealth jets now. This is not good news. Yeah, especially for america. Decade of stealthy jets is over. OK so the time be changing on us. Like what else is brand new.

pumpkins

Yeah, grass is green. Also, pumpkins are orange. Fall is over. Winter is near. Expect to see some more snow. It is falling all over. Like wow, this is an awesome season. Dimension of design is amazing. Life can be fantastic for us.

Disease of kings

Disease of kings is based on genes. That is why it affects kings and queens. People are finding that out now.

GOP

GOP declares racism is over.  Twitter is on fire now. Well, we wish it were so. Sadly, that is not our case any more.

What is coming

Logic is an enemy. Truth is a menace. The obsolete man.

WHAT???

Wall mart will put its customers to work now. Yeah, doing deliveries of products my man. Like this is one of the worst ideas even. Hey, we told you so. Customers will be put to work - WHAT???

spine

500 char micro fiction is wow. OK spine is your name. This could help authors score. Yeah, the future is wow. Big tech is happening now.

space needle

The space needle is awesome. It reminds me of outer space. Seattle is a high tech city in more ways an one. Microsoft is near. Also, it is never very warm. Yeah, and we can add the mix... wonderful mild winters because it is near an ocean.

Locomotion

Locomotion is the future for us. Days to come look like ages ago. What can we say. Oh yes, our future is wow. 50s time travel movies are awesome. People dream of a past that never was. Back in the 50's we did worry. Most worries were on a coming war.

Keep calm

Keep calm and carry on. That is what they say. I tell this to you. It is true that the sun is setting on our empire. Look at that dim distant dark sun. Feels as if it has no more power.

worst customer experience

This is one of the worst customer experiences ever. It is so funny that you wanna cry. Farah may want to visit the fee bay school of consumer service. Certainly, most of us have had some very unpleasant experiences.

North Korea

North Korea has a dooms day scenario. It could fall apart any minute and that worries us. People, this is one fragile regime. Starvation is a major issue.

time bond

Look at asia. They have ticking time bond now. It is time to cut and run. Ugly, yes, and then some more. Folks, you will lose money. Like that is sure. Questions is how much and how bad it will get for us.

The city

The city has a certain magic. Yeah, a feel that is all its own. Mostly, it throbs with energy. What an interesting world we are in.

Typhoon Hainan

Typhoon Hainan makes land fall in Vietnam now. Folks, this is scary. Like this storm is a mean one. Hope it goes away.

UFO FRIENDS

UFO FRIENDS is a book about an alien encounter of a human boy and a hybrid girl that he meets on board a flying saucer. Yeah, it is a bit spooky and scary. Then again, we would expect as much, but there we are.

worst resumes ever

Bro, here are the seven worst resumes ever.  Yeah, we did say seven. Do not know if we should laugh or cry. Most of them are scary. Well, seeing these it is probably closer to crying.

fake followers

Right now, fake followers on twitter is a major issue. Hard to describe what it is. Well, people wanna be max pop. However, you are fooling no one. Except for your own self that is.

mannequin sly walker

Bro, mannequin sky walker is similar to this person.  Jake Lloyd also knows as um Dennis the phantom menace is worse an jar jar. This has got to be one of the worst actors ever. Yeah, he was a very wooden young man.

life is not rare

Habitable planets are many. Well, in our universe any way. That is what science is saying. Funny, that was not our case years ago Back then they were saying we might be the only one. Well, they were wrong. Yeah, life is not rare. OK so it is common. God we thank you. Oh yes, with max praise.

trees

Yo, got some awesome news. Trees increase curb appeal for you. Plant some to shade your property in summer. Great fall colors and they act as wind brakes for us.

religion

Will religion be important in the days to come. I think so. People for many mysteries do yearn. Future is not clear to us. However, we want to go on. Perhaps, there is much more that we want to have in us.

1T

Perhaps we will sample a one trillion dollar coin. Yeah, that means very soon. It could come as soon as next year. 1T is near. Government is running outta money again. Don't spend it all in one place says me.

UFO FRIENDS

UFO FRIENDS is one scary saga. What would you do if you saw one. A UFO we mean. Learn of what others are now seeing.