new amazon

Here is the new amazon. It will change how authors are paid commission. That depends on the number pages. Not in the book, but the number that readers view. Ah yes, that is an interesting universe we are in. Better start writing long novels such as war and peace. Today I can read war. Not sure on peace.

most ugly accent

What is the most ugly accent in america. Pittsburgh won. It is the new winner. Yeah, it is the pits. Like what can we say.

trees

Do you love trees yo. Most bring us sorrow in a sense. Ah yes, they are similar to long forgotten memories. Perhaps of a deep past that never was.

ran away

Caught a teen run away. This is the end of the crime spree. Let that be a lesson to you. Rules do catch up. Well, this will occur. Of course, he was young. Most teens are.

bright light

OK so amazon use to be a bright light in our universe. Sadly, they are not helping us. This is true of most major companies. It is not just amazon. Maybe a judge with throw the book at em. Hey, we can dream can't we.

Do not call me

Do not call me. Oh yes, we detest sales men. Please do go away. Just what else can we say.

Candles are epic

Candles are epic win. Keep them lit and they are so warm. Their light is a glowing fire orange. Well, not in this new pic.