Buyer power

Buying power is max. Top USA city is miami. Lower down is Chicago, LA, & NYC, but that should surprise no one. LA is more expensive an miami. Also, it pays poor wages. Frankly, you gotta pay more... as well as getting less money.

Apple watch

Apple watch is one of the worst products ever. In contrast, the I phone is a proven winner. Why did this occur. Oh wow, we are not sure. Steve Jobs is no more. That might be our reason. Frankly we are not so sure.

math is power

People say math is power. However, after leaving college, I have not used calculus even once. Most of the math we use is easy. Stuff we learned in elementary school ages ago. Hey, we do not need paper or pen even. After all, the dollar store has a solar calculator for one buck just now. Like we cannot go wrong.

tech turkeys

Here are the top ten "tech turkeys" of the year. For example, there is the karma drone from go pro. It was a smashing success. Galaxy phone from samsung is wow. Yeah, the hottest phone there is. Literally on fire if you know what we mean. Apple watch is number one. This gobbler is one of the worst ever. Jobs really is gone. Sadly, apple is rotten to the core.

Fast internet

Fast internet is coming. OK, so space x is one reason. They will use rockets to launch transmitters into space. Hey, we are tired of waiting for pages. Yeah, it is like seeing grass grow.

Boycott pepsi

Trump supporters are angry. Oh wow, they got sour news. Boycott pepsi some scream. Yeah, that is the latest scoop. Pepsi says it is fake news.

✋ Disney

Disney embraces streaming due to ratings sag. All is not well in the house of mouse. ✋

People are in a mood to trim expenses. Most want to spend less money.

Life my friends has many pains. It can be a grim one.

Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer is dying of cancer.  Farewell to the ice man.

paper money

Most people do not like paper money. Ah yes, metal is what we prefer and there is a reason. Look at inflation and how prices go up. However, that is not the case in wage. Those may drift down or stay about the same. Just what else can we say? Friends, there is no pay raise.

super moon is near

Monday 12 of November is a great day for us. Ah yes, super moon is near. Get great photography tips from NASA on how to capture its unique image. It is big and beautiful our super moon. Largest in 70 years even - wow.

nine days

Stocks decline nine days in a row - no way. Ah yes, it is nine. Maybe people in positions of power... understand what is coming. Wish we could look forward to having a nice year.

Time is not a friend

Time is not a friend of ours. Frankly, it is an enemy.

Chris Rocks says he will run for pres. He is preparing a 2020 white house run.

Please tell me that you are joking with us. Like wow, he could indeed win.

universe is a program

Computer simulations seem genuine. Well, our universe is a program. This information may shock you. Still, that is what science sees. Reality is not so real my fine ones.

Halloween is over

Halloween is over. Yet, this is one scary year. This decade has been a bit crazy. Just what do we even mean? Take a look around my fine ones.