89%

89% of americans say the loss of jobs to asia is a serious issue. Politicians claim that everything is fine as the malls close and the factories board up. Citizens, we need to wake up. Right now we are in an economic crisis.

Deeper discounts

Deeper discounts are coming. Expect a slow xmas season. Maybe we should dress in black as retail is passing away. What do we even say?

train

When will my train come in? Often it is late and there are dirty cars. Just what is going on? People need to get to their jobs mon ami.

Airbnb

Airbnb is expensive. The most costly city is miami. That is sad my fine one. Yeah, we could make some coin.

Future is wow

Future is wow. Let us open our eyes. Just remember what you see. Most cities will be so wow. It is simply super amazing. Colleges, we need to find a new way.

Purple

Purple is a favorite color of mine. Still, it does lack the cache of orange. Also, it is the opposite of green. Yeah, we see what you mean.

Life is a struggle

Life is a struggle, but we wanna win. Just gaze on our retail apocalypse right now. Most struggling stores cannot survive. It is so vicious.

Radio Shack is gone

Hey, got some sour news. Radio Shack is gone. Yeah, this store is no more. Well, they were caught like in a time warp.

Keep on tweeting

Keep on tweeting my fine ones. Delete Uber was a success. Travis is gone. Like we can hope that the there is some reviving in our company. Perhaps they can start making money. After all, they lost 2.6 billion last year. Maybe part of that is that 200,000 customers deleted the Uber app. Hey, we are not so sure.

new race car

Customers do love to get a new race car. Well, there must be a reason. Maybe driving fast gives their lives some wow. Like they feel there is no purpose. Still, driving at 200 mph is noisy. Friends, this certainly makes no sense.

no sun

Sunburns carry a heavy price. Maybe we can live getting no sun. Yeah, that would be amazing. Maybe we should all become like vegan vampires. Do not any drink blood, just sip on some tomato juice.