no telephones

Finding a pay phone is not that easy. Yeah, we must all carry a tiny piece of plastic now. That would be using our so-called smartphone my fine ones. Sadly, no telephones are in view. Hey, that is what we see.

three little pigs

Brick houses are supposed to be strong they say. Well, remember the three little pigs. That we say... like it ain't so simple no more. Hogs love straw, but they sure don't relish brick any.

bridge

This bridge has a great panoramic view. Well, here it is. Do hope that we can see more. It is a view we can enjoy.

music

Fellows, we do love music. It does not lengthen our lives, but it adds some joy. Often this essential element is missing.

TIME

What can we say on TIME? It is certainly not your friend, but actually one of your main enemies. After all, it is TIME as we say that robs us. Oh yes, we have our good looks taken away. Please add that our once amazing energy is gone. Most of us are left weak and frail as we face the many hardships of old age.

feel so blue

Sometimes, I feel so blue, when I'm not with you. Ah yes, so goes our song. Still, we do not like to live life in an aquarium. Well, everyone is looking at us.

Robot army

Robot army may rescue us. The future is so eerie. Yeah, it is so strange... like more than we can even imagine. Do hope that we find a new way. Oh wow, so people can live in peace. It will be great when war is no more.

least visited counties

If you like to be alone, this um new list of the six least visited counties is for you.  BTW, um North Korea is not on the list, so there you go. Well, maybe you should not go. I do not rec. Hey, we could instead visit San Marino where people are nice.

sales reps

People wonder why we dislike sales reps. I come running out of the shower to answer my phone which is ringing. Like it is some turkey trying to sell me car insurance.